sirgeorgemartin:

people who hate dark chocolate r so weak. unlike me, whose meat is huge,

claymoreee:

dont believe those posts about cops kneeling with protesters

propaganda is fascisms biggest weapon

magickalmolly-deactivated202303:

ahollowyear:

Originally posted by biscuitsarenice

renegades-of-pvnk:

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

cemeterything:

god still hasn’t smited me for my hubris, so my work is unfinished

wickedwitch-of-the-left:

otto-woods:

weaver-z:

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

thebootydiaries:

vans: on my feet

gucci: on my belt

girl who told me i smelled good in the mall bathroom in 2011: on my mind

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

Thank you for this

buglite:

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn’t drift away from each other. just wondering

incel-moved-deactivated20210803: